My daughter complained about this blog having too much content about religion. It's not my fault that this topic is so prominent in human life. That said, I'll offer some humor for the thinking man (or woman): a few puns. I take credit for none of these; I'm not that clever. I have collected these from various sources and tip my hat to the creators.
If she bothers to read this, my daughter might learn something...
Failure is the path of least persistence.
He who throws mud loses ground.
Success is more attitude than aptitude.
The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.
He who laughs, lasts.
The difference between a champ and a chump is u.
Fear is the darkroom where negatives are developed.
When you feel yourself feeling green with envy, you're ripe to be plucked.
Triumph is just umph added to try.
Having a sharp tongue can cut your own throat.
Minds are like parachutes; they function only when open.
To keep your mind clean and healthy, change it every once in a while.
People who never make a mistake never make anything else.
Don't be a carbon copy of anyone; make your own impression.