Oh, my --- (word edited to prevent offending Americans).
The worst possible mishap has happened at an Olympic Games: televised exposure of a female breast to sensitive American eyes.
Someone should be punished, fired, and/or jailed. This is worse than mass shootings, rape, or same-sex marriage.
I strongly recommend that no American (especially politicians running for president) be permitted to travel to Europe. The majority of magazine covers feature naked women, television advertising is not adverse to showing body parts, and television programs treat the human body in a natural manner.
I recall my first visit to Paris, being on the Champs Elysees. Interested in everything, I paused behind two female tourists at one those ubiquitous advertising columns. Their words revealed that they were American. I heard one exclaim in a shocked tone “Oh my gawd, they’re not wearing tops.” Unfortunately for them, they had stopped at a poster advertising Le Lido, but quickly hurried away in disgust at discovering something “foreign”.
In the country that produces and consumes the most pornography, I’m surprised people don’t clamor for more--not less--exposed female flesh on television...
Prior to writing novels, the author enjoyed a multifaceted career: from decorated combat aviator to advertising professional to global communications director of a major consumer brand. He has traveled the world and met sports, film and television stars, political leaders, and royalty. He graduated from Middlebury College, is married, lives in Germany, and has two grown children.