A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall..
The police are looking into it.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class,
because it was a weapon of math disruption.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray
is now a seasoned veteran.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
Prior to writing novels, the author enjoyed a multifaceted career: from decorated combat aviator to advertising professional to global communications director of a major consumer brand. He has traveled the world and met sports, film and television stars, political leaders, and royalty. He graduated from Middlebury College, is married, lives in Germany, and has two grown children.