Elon Musk Announces Purchase of Ron DeSantis
By Andy Borowitz
AUSTIN (The Borowitz Report)—Elon Musk has revealed that he intends to purchase the Governor of Florida, Ron DeSantis.
The Tesla C.E.O. said that he already had financing lined up to acquire the Republican Presidential hopeful and that he planned to complete the transaction well before the 2024 election.
There could be bumps in the road ahead, however, as the billionaire indicated that he would be doing “due diligence” on DeSantis before the acquisition is finalized.
The Republican strategist Harland Dorrinson warned that a closer look at the Florida Governor might give Musk cold feet. “This whole thing could go south if it turns out, as many suspect, that DeSantis is a bot,” he said.
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