Headlines I harvested today from a reputable national newspaper...
GOP Convention To Feature Strong Lineup Of Conservative Women Listeners
NASA Asks Russians To Stop Filming Porn On International Space Station
Gay Marine Beaten To Bloody Pulp To Fire Up RNC Crowd
Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans
Brave Woman Enters Restaurant Without First Looking It Up Online
Best They Could Get Accepts Republican Nomination
Cleveland Indians Take Advantage Of Racist Name To Open Casino In Stadium
RNC Builds Levee Out Of Poor People To Protect Convention Site
NB. Anyone not recognizing The Onion needs to seek professional help...
Prior to writing novels, the author enjoyed a multifaceted career: from decorated combat aviator to advertising professional to global communications director of a major consumer brand. He has traveled the world and met sports, film and television stars, political leaders, and royalty. He graduated from Middlebury College, is married, lives in Germany, and has two grown children.