I bought something I have wanted for over 25 years: a Poäng. In case you do not speak IKEA, that is a chair: their most-famous.
I have not bought one before, because I had no place to put it. Two things caused me to take the plunge. First of all, I did not receive one as a birthday present, despite dropping the hint. My daughter has no decent chair on which to sit and read, which I do when babysitting. Modern couches are made for “lounging”, not sitting. This is fine, if you want to nod off, but worthless for reading. The second, more-cogent reason is that our primary television chair, an expensive leather recliner (German technology, not dodgy US or UK variety) refused to recline properly (despite being German technology, it has aged). Being in Germany, the factory is closed for summer vacation, so we will have to wait until September to have it examined.
So, Poäng has come to the short- and long-term rescue. Of course, I had to assemble the bloody thing, but it cost less than ten percent of what it replaces and, once moved to the new house, will provide me reading comfort for years to come.
Children moving into new houses or apartment means one thing: assembling IKEA items.
These flatpack products are ingeniously easy...but can be confusing. I have much experience with tools, but am often stumped by the diagrams. I do not know how anyone with little common sense, no experience with handyman tasks, and inability to read a diagram can cope with assembling IKEA furniture. I always manage, but am occasionally frustrated.
This will be another irregular feature, in which I will attempt to reveal and/or explain how Germany differs from the rest of the world. Some ways may be good, some may be questionable.
Today’s topic is about Home Ownership, inspired by a recent newspaper article about IKEA’s failed attempt to sell pre-fad, “flatpack” houses in this country. As smart as the Swedes have been with furniture and accessories, they failed to understand the housing market. Cheap wooden housing might work in Scandinavia, but not in a land of solidity. And, in a recent report by the leading consumer test institute, the company known for cheap was criticized for overpricing the houses and underperforming of the ever-critical environmental standards. They got everything wrong. If these were boats, they’d be dead in the water.
What’s the big deal? It’s only a house. Look at dwellings in other countries. In the United States, people change house like they change clothes, cars, or spouses. People move all the time, within the same town or across country. Roots are shallow or non-existent.
Germans dwell at the other end of the housing spectrum: hardly anyone changes address. Houses or apartments are passed down from generation to generation like a hereditary title. More people rent than own a house, because of the limited amount of real estate in this crowded country. Even in rural areas, land is sold by the square meter (little more than a square yard, for anyone unfamiliar with the sensible metric system and who continues to rely on the shoe size of a former English king). Farmers become rich overnight, if their land is re-zoned to permit building.
Buying a house is a life-changing experience for any German. Despite constant advertising by building societies and banks about the ease of switching from renting to owning, people fret for years over the decision. Once made, they continue to fret and the house becomes an all-consuming experience, as well as endless source of pride (and expense). Because of such attitudes, houses are solidly built; they are made to last. Building standards are exact and stringent. One rarely sees a wooden house: it surely belongs to a foreigner. A German would be embarrassed and feel the need to rationalize such a rash choice to anyone and everyone. And given the price of housing, no one wants to pay one cent more than necessary. Every aspect of building, buying, and maintaining are calculated and re-calculate each year.
How could anyone live in an IKEA house? It would be too embarrassing. Not only would one be branded as a fool for buying such a house, one would be a laughing stock for paying too much. Flatpack furniture might be acceptable, because it rests behind closed doors. But a house: everyone would know...
This is one marketing disaster that will be difficult, if not impossible, to correct.