Some take life with a grain of salt...plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequilla.
I asked god for a bike, but I know god doesn't work that way.
So, I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even when you wish they were.
A diplomat is someone who tells you to go to hell in such a way
that you look forward to the trip.
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding down so they can't get away.
You do not need a parachute to skydive.
You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.