I read about Oprah having a Pretty Woman moment in Zurich. If I were her, I would be happy to be able to walk the streets and not be recognized. That is worth more than the ego-deflating experience of being accused of not being able to afford an item.
My wife tried to kill me…
I was not the intended victim…but could have been collateral damage.
Last night, she tried to set fire to our vacation condo. She had read something in Oprah magazine that she had to try…while making dinner, of course. Like most females, she is deathly afraid of germs that lurk everywhere in the home. (I do not let her in on the secret: they are everywhere on this earth. If she knew, she would not get out of bed…except to clean.)
Some clever “household expert” informed Oprah that putting the kitchen sponge wrapped in a paper towel would kill all germs. My wife, who worships at the altar of Oprah, did just that between frying steaks and mixing salad for dinner. With the microwave spinning, we sat to enjoy our meal.
A strong odor disturbed our enjoyment of great rib eye steaks, forcing us to rush to the kitchen. Peaches poaching on the stove got my attention: not knowing about the sponge, I thought something might have fallen onto the hot burner. Just above our lowered heads, focused on the stove, smoke began to seep from the microwave. She finally recalled what she had started, which helped me to understand why something was smoldering inside the machine.
All alleged germs were surely not only dead but also incinerated; the entire condo smelled like the town dump that I recall from my childhood, set on fire to burn trash (before anyone had heard of dioxin).
I was unconcerned about the sponge in its pre-microwave condition…and the place had smelled better. Fortunately, the smoke detector did not notice our dilemma. I would have hated to been forced to blame our embarrassment on Oprah and drag her yet again into the tabloids.
We returned to our steaks and salads, both of which were excellent. My wife is a great cook, but has to learn that a good idea is not always a good idea…even if Oprah says so.
I walked into the room and caught my wife watching Oprah. Before I could retreat, I noticed that the topic was war veterans. Being one myself, I paused to see where the discussion would lead. The main thrust of the program was about the suffering of wounded and slain veterans and their families, but also about the indifference of the majority of the population. At least the all-volunteer military today is honored by the few people that occasionally think about them: in my day, we were reviled, despite the fact of being forced to “serve”.
Nevertheless, something struck me in listening to the program. One phrase was uttered several times, when talking about the suffering of the soldiers and their families. These men and women are supposedly “making the country safe”. This is myth, perpetuated by the ruling class to incite and maintain irrational fear.
We were told during the Vietnam era that we had to defend the country against the creep of communism. If Vietnam fell, the rest of Asia would soon fall, and they would be at the shores of the United States. A close reading of history proves that this was a falsehood. A lot of people got rich off this war, but the country started on its slide into deterioration and poverty. I noticed the first homeless people upon returning from the war.
The same myths are being perpetuated about wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Politicians used fear following the attack on New York to justify lies about the need to invade Iraq. Many soldiers died or suffered lasting wounds to enrich military contractors, without making the country one bit safer. One could argue that it is less safe, because more people have been angered and former friends have become disillusioned about the values and course of the country. The endless struggle in Afghanistan is against an enemy that poses even less of a threat, but the population is still warned about the need to “make the country safe”.
The myth continues and is supported by such luminaries as Oprah. Even when hoping to ease the suffering of those at the front line, she repeats the lies.