Sorry, but I could not help it...
Below are two related items, which I read recently. They are not my inventions, although I would be proud to call them my own.
"Why were humans put on earth?" asked one man.
"To invent gods," replied his more-clever friend.
If you talk to god, you are delusional.
If god speaks to you, you are insane.
Prior to writing novels, the author enjoyed a multifaceted career: from decorated combat aviator to advertising professional to global communications director of a major consumer brand. He has traveled the world and met sports, film and television stars, political leaders, and royalty. He graduated from Middlebury College, is married, lives in Germany, and has two grown children.